Thursday, April 24, 2008

Cloverfield

This movie sucks so hard. It's total ass. I kept checking my email every two minutes. It wasn't scary at all. It was very annoying. Filmed with a hand-held camera by one of the characters, a la Blair Witch, it documents a disaster where a giant monster lands in New York. The characters that we are stuck with are so fucking annoying I couldn't wait for them to die. They wouldn't shut up, they went on a ridiculous mission to save one of their ridiculous friends. It was just dreadful.

1 comment:

Thomas Crofts said...

I've heard so many conflicting opinions about this flick--which I have not seen--but I'm going to let your review here carry the day: C-field=for suckers.

But, on the subject of monstro movies, I cannot recommend highly enough the Korean film 'The Host' (dir. by Bong Joon-Ho). It is the shit.